#1 This Is The Worst
She says she'll be ready to go in just a few minutes... but her sense of time is seriously messed up!
#2 Hold My Purse
Don't worry, she doesn't need her wallet to shop... that's what you're there for!
#3 #Priorities
She doesn't realize that saving the best for last doesn't apply in this circumstance.
#4 Lazy Much?
She knows how to manipulate and have you do all the heavy lifting...
#5 Her Definition Of Compromise Is Different Than Yours
We can't ever seem to win.
#6 Reasonable Need Not Apply
Female logic is not logic at all.
#7 Reverse Psychology Fail
She says not to get her anything, then freaks out when you actually listen to her...