1. Take a trip to Disneyland, but make sure all the rides are shut down so the only people who can ride them are you, a Victoria’s Secret model, her daughter, and your bodyguard.
2. Have a self-timer* photo shoot on the beach in a mysterious tropical location with your super-hot DJ boyfriend.
3. Also, buy gigantic cardboard cut-outs of your cats because you can’t take them across the border to Canada while you’re on your sold-out worldwide tour.
4. And, of course, carry your cat around the streets of New York, act like it’s totally normal, and have no one even blink an eye.
